1. Once upon a time there was a little girl. Mother and grandmother loved her without memory, they simply trudged from her. On the day of the jam, the grandmother presented her granddaughter with a little red riding hood. The cap was made of Russian scarlet cloth, sewn in the manner of a skullcap. Since then, the girl has been carrying her. Neighbors said this about her:
- Little Red Riding Hood is coming!
Once the mother made pies and said to her daughter:
- Take grub to your grandmother, and find out how her health is.
Little Red Riding Hood got up and left.
She walks through the forest, and the Wolf meets her.
- And where are you going? Wolf asks.
- To my grandmother, I bring her food.
- Where is your grandmother?
- Far away, - answered Little Red Riding Hood, - over there in that village, behind the mill, in the first hut from the edge.
"All right," Wolf says. “I want to visit your grandmother too.” You go down this road, and I'll go down that one. Let's see which one of us gets there first.
Wolf said this, and draped with all his might along the shortest path.
And Little Red Riding Hood went along the longest road. She crawled slowly, like a snail, along the way she tore flowers and collected bouquets. Before she had even reached the mill, the Wolf had already materialized at her grandmother's door and was knocking: Knock-knock!
- Who's there? Grandma asks.
- It's me, - replies the Wolf, - like your granddaughter. Harchi brought you.
And the grandmother was sick at that time, and thought that it was really Little Red Riding Hood, and shouted:
- Pull the rope, the door will open!
The wolf pulled the rope - the door opened.
The wolf attacked the grandmother and ate her. He was very hungry because he hadn't eaten anything for 3 days. Then he closed the door, lay down on his grandmother's bed and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.
Soon she nevertheless crawled to her grandmother's door and knocked: Knock-knock!
- Who's there? asks the Wolf in a rough, hoarse voice.
Little Red Riding Hood made a fuss, but then she thought that her grandmother was hoarse from a cold, and answered:
- It's me, your granddaughter. I brought you food.
The wolf cleared his throat and said in a thinner voice:
- Pull the rope, my child, the door will open!
Little Red Riding Hood pulled the rope - the door opened. The girl locked herself in the hut, and the Wolf hid under the covers and said:
- Put grubs on the table, and lie down next to me!
Little Red Riding Hood lay down next to the Wolf and asks:
- Grandma, why do you have such big hands?
- This is to hug you tighter, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such huge ears?
- It's to hear you better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big eyes?
- To see better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big teeth?
- And this is to devour you, my child!
Before Little Red Riding Hood had time to squeak, the Wolf swallowed her too.
But, fortunately, at that time, woodcutters with axes on their shoulders were passing by the house. They heard a noise, ran into the house and killed the Wolf. And then they ripped open his belly, and Little Red Riding Hood came out, followed by her grandmother - both safe and sound.
2. A citizen named Little Red Riding Hood lived in an unknown settlement (real name has not been established). On October 26, 2008, she left the house. Citizen K. had a bundle with her, which she had to give to citizen Babushka (real name not established) at a predetermined place, namely, at the place of residence mentioned above. Citizen Babushka had a privatized land plot and a place of residence not far from the place of residence of citizen Red Riding Hood, but due to her advanced age she could not manage the household on her own.
Going to her destination, the citizen Little Red Riding Hood had to go through the forest - an area with a high criminogenic situation. While the citizen Red Riding Hood was passing the aforementioned section of the path, an unfamiliar citizen approached her, who, as it turned out later, turned out to be Volk, a citizen who did not work anywhere (his real name was also not established). Citizen Volk had three convictions in the past for extortion of material values from both individuals and legal entities. Through questioning, he learned about the contents of the bundle of the citizen Red Riding Hood and about the goals of the latter's actions. Politely saying goodbye, he went straight to the address where the meeting between the citizen Little Red Riding Hood and the citizen Grandmother had been arranged. Having overtaken the citizen Red Riding Hood, citizen Volk reached the place of residence of the citizen Babushka, entered the territory of the latter's private property and took her hostage. After the arrival of Little Red Riding Hood, citizen Wolf, skillfully playing the role of Grandmother, through strong tricks, took her hostage. After that, he carefully began to prepare their deliberate murder ...
3. Once a protein body of a detachment of chordates of the Homo sapiens species weighing 35 kg named Little Red Riding Hood made a trajectory for itself to the place of permanent residence of an elderly citizen of the Russian Federation, who is related to the above-mentioned individual.
Before following the laid trajectory, Little Red Riding Hood made a number of small-diameter spheroids with a mass of 8 * 10 to the 2nd degree at a temperature of 300-500 degrees Celsius on nuclear fuel, adding a filling of unknown origin to them. (The experimental object was codenamed "patties").
At the end of the process, Little Red Riding Hood left the experimental laboratory.
After walking a certain number of kilometers along a trajectory laid in advance, Little Red Riding Hood met an unfamiliar object with human intelligence and inhuman appearance. (The object received the code name "Wolf", because it had all the features inherent in this type of living creatures). The wolf began to take an active interest in the trajectory of Little Red Riding Hood and the place of her arrival. To which Little Red Riding Hood replied with a sincere confession that she was going to visit her relative of retirement age, called Grandmother.
Object "Wolf" demonstrated the ability to act in accordance with the situation. So, having materialized near the door of the object "Grandma", he immediately penetrated inside and made reciprocating movements with his jaws, first in relation to Grandmother, and then to Little Red Riding Hood.
However, according to eyewitnesses, the object "Wolf", when meeting with a more intelligent enemy, could not make an accurate assessment of its strategic goal and made a mistake that led to its defeat.
I somehow accidentally remembered a fairy tale. Everyone knows her. It's called Little Red Riding Hood. So, I decided to make out the meaning of this fairy tale, since I still have nothing to do now. Where did it all start? From the fact that there lived a girl in the forest, whom everyone called Little Red Riding Hood. the name is quite strange. Why Hat? Why Red? And what is her real name? This has been hidden from the reader. So let's continue. Once mother sent Little Red Riding Hood to her grandmother, for she was seriously ill. Riding Hood, being an obedient girl, took a basket of pies and went to her grandmother. I can’t understand how a mother let her child go alone on such a long journey? I don’t know how everyone thinks, but such an act seems irresponsible to me. What was there next? Oh yes. Riding Hood is walking, walking, and the Gray Wolf is meeting her. And he decided to ask where such a cute child in a red hat was going. And Riding Hood was not taught manners, they were not told that it was impossible to talk with strangers. And she gave him the secret. And she told about pies, and about the fact that her grandmother lives alone, and about the fact that she is sick. In general, she doomed herself to death, and her grandmother. She told everything, so she moved on. And the Wolf is not a fool, he knows all the paths in the forest. Gray decided to outwit Riding Hood, and went a short way straight to his grandmother. When he arrived, he rang the bell on the door. Well, his grandmother told him how to enter the house. Well, was it really impossible to understand that this was not a granddaughter? Well, a girl of about 10 years old cannot have such a rude voice. But no ... in general, out of her stupidity, the grandmother turned out to be in the stomach of the Wolf. And the Wolf, dressed in his grandmother's clothes, hid under the covers and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood. A girl came, and, of course, she could not distinguish the Wolf from her FAMILY grandmother. And then follows the well-known dialogue between the predator and the girl: - Grandmother, why do you have such big hands? - This is to hug you tighter, my child. - Grandma, why do you have such big ears? - To hear better, my child. - Grandma, why do you have such big eyes? - To see better, my child. - Grandma, why do you have such big teeth? - And this is to eat you! And now, perhaps, after the last phrase of the wolf, it would be worth running, but Riding Hood did not have time ... “But, fortunately, at that time, woodcutters with axes on their shoulders were passing by the house. They heard a noise, ran into the house and killed the Wolf. And then they ripped open his belly, and Little Red Riding Hood came out, and behind her and grandmother - both whole and unharmed. Sorry, reader, but this is not a wolf ... in my opinion, this is a mutant. Swallow two people whole at once, and not choke! Of course, I understand that this is just a fairy tale, but children should learn a lesson from fairy tales. Otherwise, lumberjacks will not always save you from the Gray Wolves. As the saying goes: Trust in God, but don't make a mistake yourself.
My guys participated in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about the chicken Ryaba in all styles of the literary language.
Such interesting work! I present to your attention the variants of the fairy tale by Xenia E.
"Ryaba Hen" in scientific style
There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the type of chordates, the subtype of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Man ( Homo), the species Homo sapiens ( Homo sapiens) - grandfather and woman. And they had a chicken female of a detachment of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of yellow precious metal, malleable, inert in air, solid and durable, located in group I of the periodic system of chemical elements of D.I. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79 and whose atomic mass is 196.9665.
And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break an egg, but he could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical change.
A representative of the family of mammals of the rodent order, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and the woman illegally - without a residence permit, long wanted by the police of the morals of the grandfather and the woman, ran across the food zone of Homo sapiens - on the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in its turn, running away from the representatives of the authorities, brushed away the gold reserve of the grandfather and the woman with its separate mobile rear section of the body. The egg fell and broke.
As a result of this, the grandfather and the woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens to an adequate state by the promise she made.
Science is amazed at the birth of a talking chicken, laying golden and simple eggs interspersed.
"Ryaba Hen" in official business style
Statement of the defendant of the mouse in the lawsuit against her Grandfather and Baba
I, a mouse, settled in Grandfather and Baba's living space without their permission. The chicken Ryaba legally lived with the above-mentioned citizens. As payment, Ryaba carried eggs, which went to the full use of Grandfather and Baba.
On September 12, 2006, Ryaba laid a golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they failed to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help people who rented an apartment to me for free, and broke an egg, waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba gave an obligation to lay a simple egg, thereby reassuring Grandfather and Baba.
I ask the court to consider my good intentions and sincere confession.
30.09.06. Mouse
"Ryaba Hen" in colloquial style
Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a woman, and they had a Ryaba chicken called Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. Once Ryaba laid an egg for gold, which so blinded the balls, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken became thieves-preblatnaya. Grandfather and grandmother stirred their brains, the idea was thrown out: they decided to break an egg, what if there is a diamond inside the gold? And then they beat, beat, puffed up, steamed - they can’t break eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse runs on the table, the steepness is already rushing. The mouse turned out to be huge, and its tail swung so much. She dropped the egg on the floor, the grandfather and the woman burst into tears. Kura was immediately stunned, stopped singing and sat down, laid a new egg - not golden, but simple. Grandfather and woman were happy, they danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they began to breed chickens and sell eggs.
"Ryaba Hen" in a journalistic style
In the town N huge trouble! We all know the largest firm producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will shut down altogether. Last night the Fabergés were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba has the strongest stress! According to veterinary forecasts, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? In this situation, there is only one positive moment: the Ryaba hen began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.
"Ryaba Hen" in artistic style
Once upon a time there were grandparents in the world. They lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their face. And they had a cute hen on the farm - Ryaba hen. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one day a hen laid a golden egg of incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought the Duma and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat, beat - did not break, grandmother beat, beat - did not break. The grandfather and the woman were sad, bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, wagged its tail and broke the testicle. At first, the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they lived like before, - happily and carefree.
JOHN ZLATOUST
We are all judges and we want to judge everyone.
The reason is that we all want to harm each other.
In others, and good, defaming, we hate,
And in ourselves we do not see the wickedness.
You slander this one, you slander that one
Only you do not see your idleness.
Scold idlers worthy of this tribute,
However, you do not scold your swords at all!
Do not scold you from the money of the ruble,
An elephant from a mosquito, from a ship's boat.
The venerable man averts the fierce delirium,
Who in society tells a rogue to a rogue.
One told, the other swept the same,
The mill grinds everything, but what did it grind? Lie.
Even if it’s not your building of your stories,
But can you justify this?
You beckon yourself with honesty in dishonor,
When will you stab me with someone else's knife?
It disgusts me when I hear false news,
Even more repulsive is the wrong interpretation of honor.
And talk to me about her is even more wonderful because
There are about five thousand different about the honesty of systems.
And is it possible to seek intelligence, and friendship, and brotherhood,
Where is the multitude of ignoramuses and so much parasitism?
What, having gathered, in conversations to talk about?
Or be silent when you can’t cook empty?
In the cry of the newsmen and drama drown,
And the lodges and stalls for shouting pay off.
Every hour and everywhere we harm each other,
Not only dramas alone, we do not spare dinner.
We scold and scold: sometimes stupid, sometimes dishonest,
Although rare about honesty is known.
That one, and that other thin or thin,
To a pound of truth we add a pood of lies,
And if it is not there, then we often
And we shoot very accurately with naked lies.
I know a lot of people worthy here,
But there are more of those good horses.
So let it not be necessary for some science,
Reverence will be brought to them by carriages and tsuki.
Blog post topics come to mind in different ways. Sometimes you get a push to them quite by accident. So, the work of my friend Tamara Alekseevna Zavoyskaya prompted me to this post. I listened to her voice acting "Ryaba Hen", and remembered that there is interesting material about this very chicken in my "Treasured Chest"!
My guys participated in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about the chicken Ryaba in all styles of the literary language.
Such interesting work! I present to your attention the variants of the fairy tale by Xenia E.
"Ryaba Hen" in scientific style
There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the type of chordates, the subtype of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Man ( Homo), the species Homo sapiens ( Homo sapiens) - grandfather and woman. And they had a chicken female of a detachment of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of yellow precious metal, malleable, inert in air, solid and durable, located in group I of the periodic system of chemical elements of D.I. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79 and whose atomic mass is 196.9665.
And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break an egg, but he could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical change.
A representative of the family of mammals of the rodent order, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and the woman illegally - without a residence permit, long wanted by the police of the morals of the grandfather and the woman, ran across the food zone of Homo sapiens - on the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in its turn, running away from the representatives of the authorities, brushed away the gold reserve of the grandfather and the woman with its separate mobile rear section of the body. The egg fell and broke.
As a result of this, the grandfather and the woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens to an adequate state by the promise she made.
Science is amazed at the birth of a talking chicken, laying golden and simple eggs interspersed.
"Ryaba Hen" in official business style
Statement of the defendant of the mouse in the lawsuit against her Grandfather and Baba
I, a mouse, settled in Grandfather and Baba's living space without their permission. The chicken Ryaba legally lived with the above-mentioned citizens. As payment, Ryaba carried eggs, which went to the full use of Grandfather and Baba.
On September 12, 2006, Ryaba laid a golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they failed to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help people who rented an apartment to me for free, and broke an egg, waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba gave an obligation to lay a simple egg, thereby reassuring Grandfather and Baba.
I ask the court to consider my good intentions and sincere confession.
30.09.06. Mouse
"Ryaba Hen" in colloquial style
Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a woman, and they had a Ryaba chicken called Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. Once Ryaba laid an egg for gold, which so blinded the balls, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken became thieves-preblatnaya. Grandfather and grandmother stirred their brains, the idea was thrown out: they decided to break an egg, what if there is a diamond inside the gold? And then they beat, beat, puffed up, steamed - they can’t break eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse runs on the table, the steepness is already rushing. The mouse turned out to be huge, and its tail swung so much. She dropped the egg on the floor, the grandfather and the woman burst into tears. Kura was immediately stunned, stopped singing and sat down, laid a new egg - not golden, but simple. Grandfather and woman were happy, they danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they began to breed chickens and sell eggs.
"Ryaba Hen" in a journalistic style
In the town N huge trouble! We all know the largest firm producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will shut down altogether. Last night the Fabergés were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba has the strongest stress! According to veterinary forecasts, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? In this situation, there is only one positive moment: the Ryaba hen began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.
"Ryaba Hen" in artistic style
Once upon a time there were grandparents in the world. They lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their face. And they had a cute hen on the farm - Ryaba hen. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one day a hen laid a golden egg of incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought the Duma and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat, beat - did not break, grandmother beat, beat - did not break. The grandfather and the woman were sad, bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, wagged its tail and broke the testicle. At first, the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they healed, as before - happily and carefree.
1. "Ryaba Hen" in an artistic style.
In the faraway kingdom, in the faraway state, they lived their
happy life grandparents. They had no children, but they
there was a hen, whom they loved like their own daughter. They called her
kindly Ryaba. One sunny day, a chicken laid an egg, but it was not
plain gold. And grandparents decided to break this egg and
see what is stored inside it. Grandpa tried to break an egg
my grandmother tried to break the testicle, nothing came of it. Here from the corner
a small, mischievous mouse ran out, waved its tail, testicle
rolled on the table, fell and broke. Upset grandparents
but the hen Ryaba asked them not to be sad, saying that she would take them more
a lot of eggs.
2. "Ryaba Hen" in a colloquial style.
In short, the grandfather lived with his grandmother, although he could just as well live with
eighteen year old heifer. Grandfather had a lot of dough, and they decided with their grandmother
fun to buy a chicken. Grandmother called her "Ryaba", and grandfather "My lunch".
The chicken sniffed out grandfather's plan. She decided to pay off and took down the gold
testicle. Grandfather was delighted, he had already found a client to whom he could sell
diamonds that lay inside the egg, and cut down some money. Grandfather began to beat with
nothing good came out of this egg. Suddenly a mouse ran out, tail
swung her own, the testicle fell and broke. "Pffff, from the ice rink, finally,"
said the mouse, stuffed the diamonds into her mouth and fled to her hut.
Grandfather and grandmother burst into tears. The hen began to calm them down, saying that she would blow them
there are a hundred times more such eggs ...
Two months later, they began to ride the Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita.
3. "Ryaba Hen" in an official business style.
Victim's application for compensation for material damage.
I, Ivanova Vasilisa Petrovna, live with my husband in the village
Shibrovo. Last November as a temporary resident with us
the chicken Ryaba began to live. Instead of paying, Ryaba carried eggs, which we
sold at the market.
On March 28, 2009, Ryaba laid a golden egg. As a result of the meeting, we decided
break it, but our aspirations did not bring the expected result. In that
moment of time a certain gray object (mouse) appeared, which in a short
a period of time caused damage to our property, i.e. broke it. These
actions led us into a state of shock and a psychological breakdown.
Chicken Ryaba was able to calm us down, reassuring us that she would lay more eggs.
I ask you to consider my complaint and punish the guilty to the fullest extent.
laws of the Russian Federation.
9.04.06 Ivanov
4. "Ryaba Hen" journalistic style.
Reporting from the scene.
In the village of Matveevo, an amazing chicken laid a golden egg. Before
there have been no such incidents to date. First, dear Ivan
Petrovich tried to break the egg himself, but he failed. I had to
to call for help to his wife, but she did not succeed either. Together with the whole group we
began to look for ways to break this egg. At this time, a huge gray
the mouse, waving its tail, broke the egg, which was so dear to the family
Valentsov. Everyone was shocked! What to do?! And this is not the first time
when mice break eggs. When will this problem be solved?
After a while, everyone calmed down, and the hen Ryaba asked not to
sad about this Valentsovs, because she can demolish another
such an egg.
5. "Ryaba Hen" in a scientific style.
Two individuals of the opposite sex lived in a particular area
retirement age. The aforementioned pensioners had
chicken order poultry. As the most useful and productive of
of all birds, was bred for eggs and meat.
Different kinds of eggs have different color, for example: brown, yellow,
red, but this egg that this hen laid for us was of a different color, and
exactly gold.
It was also made of a very precious metal, so
reasonable man (Homo sapiens) failed to consider the internal
egg content. But the mammal of the rodent order (mouse) is somehow
miraculously managed to break the egg.
